Spank Bank

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..

I have Captain Jack Sparrow and King Leonidas in my Spank Bank.

by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016

Dank Spank

A phrase commonly used by youthful action sports enthusiasts referring to something that is best, awesome, killer, amazing, or sick.

"Dude, that surfboard is the Dank Spank!"
"Bro, that skate park was the Dank Spank!"
"Homey, that jump you did on your bike was the Dank Spank!"
"Hey buddy, your boat is the Dankest Spankest boat I've ever seen!"

by American Dankster July 19, 2012

spank the dolphin

Wacking off your dad.

Dude, last night my mom made me spank the dolphin.

by dolphins12345 December 3, 2013

spank fodder

any material or imagery that is used simply for jacking off

That headshot of Tony Danza made for some great spank fodder for Kevin.

by Rugdoctor June 24, 2006

cheeky spank

An unexpected or inapropriate slap on the ass given to your friend or partner in order to flirt/annoy/punish/show affection.

hey babe.
hey *spank*
WOAH CHEEKY SPANK

by cheeeeky123 April 19, 2010

Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

by bhrome April 6, 2004