The severe phobia of being absolutely utterly terrified of peanuts. Being so scared of peanuts that you cannot even be in the same room as them. Every time a peanut is in close proximity you utterly shit bricks and begin to scream ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ.
Person 1: why do you break out into puddles of sweat every time I have a peanut butter sandwich ?
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Peanut coke is a form of cocaine that has been flavored to taste like peanuts. Peanut coke is one of several flavor varities of lavada cocaine, cocaine that is more expensive and purer than regular street cocaine and is also offered in flavors like strawberry, pineapple, etc.
by peanut coke plug October 25, 2022

by Sheep Farmer November 2, 2007

by Deadn't October 29, 2020

Mike got drunk and started peanut packing the dinner table. His balls were hairy and it was not well recieved
by Clarkson Sloots November 16, 2018

the smallest testicle size possible!
Upon graduation due to interaction with the opposite sex, one can increase this size to: golf ball size, and grapefruits. Watermelon size it out of the question, as this is what the average male is trying to conquer.
Upon graduation due to interaction with the opposite sex, one can increase this size to: golf ball size, and grapefruits. Watermelon size it out of the question, as this is what the average male is trying to conquer.
your testicles are the size of peanuts. When was the last time you approached or even talked to a hottie?
by Smaller than peanuts! September 10, 2003

by littlemissperky May 14, 2008
