1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed
2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
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2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020
Get the Dick washed mug.When a chick gives a man head or hand while wearing sunglasses, when he cums, he squirts it all over the glasses and "washes" them.
Sheila: daaaamn tom gave me the windshield washer last night on my marc jacobs
Betty: I wish brady did that!
Betty: I wish brady did that!
by aries:) April 23, 2009
Get the windshield wash mug.Not enough time for a bath or shower? Let me introduce you to "The Morritt Wash"
Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.
You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.
Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.
You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.
9.20am, Architect Office, Morritt runs in out of breath
"Just had to run from the car park"
*Opens all windows and turns on fan*
"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"
"Just had to run from the car park"
*Opens all windows and turns on fan*
"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"
by megatarsal1 November 27, 2012
Get the The Morritt Wash mug.Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.
Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".
by MonteMike February 3, 2009
Get the washing balls mug.WAR; When one party has plans to execute an enemy by any means necessary. This party considers their enemy to be a rat.
1. He was giving all our intel to pigs. It’s time to wash a rat.
2. This hating ass pig always got something to say, I’m ready to wash a rat.
2. This hating ass pig always got something to say, I’m ready to wash a rat.
by anz91 January 11, 2022
Get the Wash A Rat mug.It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick
Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
by Chadagonia March 15, 2015
Get the Washing Machine mug.A term that Norman “Nick” likes to throw on the Ray Naker, not sure why but he keeps trying to blast Ray for being white washed and showing that he has more culture than Ray
Norman “Nick”: Yo Ray, watch this tik tok and tell me how many bollywood songs you recognize, I bet you don’t get more than 2 you white washed fuck
by TurnM3Up May 1, 2020
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