Swedish cabbage

A very slow moving object

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage

by 0n10nst4r October 12, 2017

Swedish heat

When a girl queffs on your face.

Omg Martha gave me some Swedish heat today.

by Ben dover6 May 4, 2018

Swedish rappel

While normal rappel is used for moving from a high position to a lower position (e.g. from bridge to valley bottom) in a swift but orderly manner, Swedish rappel is a faster and more aggressive method used in order to achieve the same result.

In order to perform a Swedish rappel, one must:
1. Acquire a length of rope (e.g. two feet)
2. Move to place where Swedish rappel is to be performed
3. Hold one end of rope in hand, let the other end dangle free.
4. Jump

Sven: "Man, that guy is annoying"
Erik: "Lets give him a Swedish rappel!"

by swenor June 21, 2011

Swedish Tan

When a guy ejaculates on someones face, applying a white tan

Jenny wanted to top up her tan so Dave offered to give just Jenny's face a Swedish Tan

by FartingSanta November 25, 2017

The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.

Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.

by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021

Swedish Fishy

When ur going foggy and do a little wiggle move to shake off ur own nut and ur junk wiggles in her belly

So I was nutting in Brenda, and she told me to pull a Swedish Fishy, so I shook vigorously inside of her whilst getting off the soon to be hardened and dried nut.

by YankyDoodick August 29, 2018

Swedish Jim

A Swedish Jim is a sexual act where the participants use climbing equipment to spice things up

My wife and I had an amazing time experiencing the Swedish Jim

by B33tl3p1mpju1c3 September 13, 2020