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Swedish S'mores

The act of covering your dick in mayonnaise, dipping your balls into chocolate, then fucking someone in the ass with both cock AND balls, where their ass cheeks act as the Graham crackers.
"Hey man, what happened to my pre dinner snack?"
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
by Black man say goo August 3, 2016
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Swedish Goober

A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.
You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.
by noahtorious b.i.g November 29, 2018
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swedish gutterball

Practicing the sex act of ass-to-mouth, but with the scrotum instead of the shaft.
She wanted the Swedish Gutterball, but I couldn't get my nut in.
by the dee bee January 17, 2014
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Swedish Berried

To enjoy a large quantity of Swedish Berries with someone close to you.

Often throwing or catching them with your mouth.

Leads to a feeling of personal hate after for having so much sugar. Then reminding yourself that berries can possibly be bad, they're a fruit
Greg: I got some Swedish berries :O

Christina: Arn't those bad for my diet?

Greg: Of course not, how can fruit be bad for you?

Christina: I love how your mind works

Greg: "lets get Swedish Berried"
by Gmoney1393 November 30, 2011
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Swedish Tan

When a guy ejaculates on someones face, applying a white tan
Jenny wanted to top up her tan so Dave offered to give just Jenny's face a Swedish Tan
by FartingSanta November 25, 2017
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Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.
Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn
by ToonzYT October 13, 2023
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Swedish Fishy

When ur going foggy and do a little wiggle move to shake off ur own nut and ur junk wiggles in her belly
So I was nutting in Brenda, and she told me to pull a Swedish Fishy, so I shook vigorously inside of her whilst getting off the soon to be hardened and dried nut.
by YankyDoodick August 29, 2018
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