Fireworks

Something that’s my neighbors are doing on July 3 ( witch is today) IN THE SUNLIGHT GOT DAM LIKE WTF DUDE

Me: what the hell you doing

Neighbors: oh I’m lighting fireworks
Me: in daylight wow you’re an idiot
(Real conversation

by Why you wanna know my name? July 3, 2021

fireworks

A program made by Adobe. Basically a fucked up version of Photoshop

Guy 1: Wow I made some great art on fireworks!
Guy 2: WTF why are you using that garbage it is all about the Photoshop life.

by Existential Crisis December 13, 2016

Fireworks

if you are outside with a friend on new year’s and if they tell you the fireworks are pretty that means they love you

“The fireworks are pretty”

by fowerwe December 31, 2021

Milwaukee Firework

The action of filling your used condom with hot sauce after you are finished doing the sex so that the whore cannot attempt to steal your seed. She will find an unwelcome fire down below instead of child support money.

guy 1: "Dude, did you make sure that bitch didn't get your used condom?"

drake: "Oh yeah, I created a Milwaukee Firework before I left that dump."

by john fugger February 13, 2022

Nomadic Fireworking

When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.

Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?

Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!

by Iced Liberal July 6, 2020

Fireworks

Fireworks means when you have an explosive, huge orgasm. Could happen after or before sex 😉

Did you see Alyx fireworks after sex with me

by Daddy ja January 6, 2019

Passerine Fireworks

referring to the event of a loved one or significant other operating a motor vehicle and hitting a bird with their windshield.

considered a sign of protection and also symbolizes steadfastness and perseverance in spite of any and all circumstances.

Holy moly! that’s was crazy..Look at those passerine fireworks. Thank God for windshields!

by Pammy wammy wo June 17, 2022