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Egyptian Roof Rack

A sexual manoeuvre whereby the woman positions herself in the form of an upward facing triangle - or pyramid - with her buttocks forming the apex. A man then arranges himself atop the pyramid, clamping his fingers around the woman's pelvis and allowing the gyratory movement caused by their lack of balance to achieve climax.

Difficulty Rating - 11/10
Phil - "Hey Brian what are you going to do now you've finished the Kama Sutra?"
Brian - "Well Phil... Have you ever tried the Egyptian Roof Rack? It's a new one..."
by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 6, 2013
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Egyptian love mask

The act of draping ones balls over another persons eyes, while covering there nose with your penis.
Nothing says "I love you" or "I hate you" like giving someone an egyptian love mask.
by Chazle dazzle November 13, 2011
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real egyptian silk

silk that had been touched by Murdoc Niccals
“what type of silk is that?” “real egyptian silk.”
by physically_okay March 16, 2021
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Egyptian Sand Cat

Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.
Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.
by swiguy2112 April 29, 2023
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egyptian tag team

When three individuals, regardless of their sexual orientation, participate in a sexual activity whilst each individual holds their hands together palm to palm above their head. Each persons hands must remain above their heads for the duration of the activity.
Joakim: dude my arms are tired

Ricky: whys that?

Joakim: Egyptian Tag Team

Ricky: that make sense
by Garwald October 27, 2015
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Egyptian Mud Shower

Different to the standard Mud Shower, this is when a woman inserts milk into their anus and sprays it on one or more people at a distance. Etymology is from the historical reference of Cleopatra bathing in raw milk.
That party last night was awesome! Your sister gave me a massive Egyptian Mud Shower.
by JoeStentorian November 6, 2022
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egyptian rat screw

1. a card game
2. a good way to break your hand
sandwich!
CRASH
OH SH!T MY METATARSALS! but I got two jacks!
by maxzilla June 22, 2003
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