Dirty Benson

Having or acquiring the sheer upper body strength of a top tier alpha male.
While using said strength, lifting a woman during a sexual act (with one’s duty belt) pounding them into complete submission/ sexual bliss simultaneously.

You see that chick over there, I’m totally going to dirty benson her tonight.

Man, I wish I could dirty benson that chick over there , I don’t have the upper body strength.

You think you’re strong but you can’t even dirty benson.

So I was balls deep last night, dirty bensoning this chick….

by Cptblksparrow March 9, 2025

barry bendover benson

The freakiest of sneks. Likes puppy play and goossing his friends.

Man your such a Barry Bendover Benson

by Fckoff991 February 27, 2017

Benson

From Benson the TV show, essentially someone who does everything around the house or helps specific people selflessly. Basically a slave.

I can’t believe what a Benson he is!

by Akirabod December 20, 2023

Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.

(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')

by mastermind100 August 20, 2013

Hot Benson

The sexual act of when the male pours boiling coffee on his dick, then thumping a rather spacious anus.

Dude, I did a Hot Benson to my girl last night, it was awesome.

by BoobSucker125 February 29, 2024

benson

tall and very smart and likes to play basketball and tennis. manjot loves him

who should i cheat on the test with emily ? benson!

by femmmmmz November 14, 2018

Hey Benson

Hey Benson is a tagline from the popular show Regular Show.

The sentence "Hey Benson" comes from a DANK moment in the series POGGG! PAWG! xD, LMAO!! ROFL!

User 1: BROOOOOO!
User 2: Sigma on the wall
User 3: Hey Benson *BRUH*

by TheDanishSlangFreak August 25, 2025