october 5

National food day. Eat as much food as you can!! Food is the best thing in the world so why not make a whole day all about food ?!

National Food day; October 5th

Today is national food day ! I’m gonna sit around and eat goldfish ;)

What would we do without food ?!

by October 5 October 5, 2017

May 5

May 5th is flip off that bitch who won’t stop being a bitch just because she hates your gut

Fuck you for being a bitch!! It’s May 5th and I’m finally telling you you’re a bitch🖕🖕🖕

by Oopsguessimmabitch April 30, 2021

X+5

The command for "Need a dispenser here" in Valve's Team Fortress 2.

Engineer: I hate these Scouts, they never leave us Engies alone! All they do is run around and press X+5!

Scout: Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!

Engineer: Dammit dammit dammit!

by MajorMario October 18, 2010

May 5

On May 5 you bow down to the king/queen that was born on that day.

Jim( walks in classroom

Jim: dude what are y’all doing

Teacher: shhh, it’s May 5
Jim: why is everyone on the ground.
Teacher: security

by Kingloaf October 18, 2019

january 5

staying in bed day

if you go out of bed in january 5, you lose

by pussywrexker October 15, 2019

November 5

National bad biche day

November 5 people. Are bad biches

by Valentina Garcia May 30, 2020

Moron 5

People who openly hate the band 'Maroon 5' call the band 'Moron 5' as a form of insult. Main reason is the 'bitchy voice' of Adam Levine.

>"I am going to Maroon 5 tonight!"

<"Dude...stop being obsessed with Moron 5's stupid ass music."

by KKOPPI October 14, 2011