Lap Kiss

an airwave/radio friendly way of saying blowjob without getting in trouble from the censor board

come over and give me a lap kiss

by alice973Listener October 27, 2011

lap lobster

Another name for pubic lice or crabs.

That stupid bitch give me a nasty case of lap lobsters!!

by Foot Clayson September 8, 2005

Running Laps

Running Laps is bending the rules for personal gain!

You running laps around my logic!

by Mix-Race Man On Road December 13, 2019

Lap Dancing

Very similar to twerking but, the male is usually seated on a chair or such while the female twerks or dances for him, rubbing her breasts and vagina against his crotch or face.

Just go to youtube and search for it. WARNING, not safe for work, not safe for children and not safe to be watched with parents either. Lap Dancing is shown in many youtube videos, just search for it.

by DeltaDeltaDelta November 27, 2013

the laps

lesbian anal poop sex

quaids got the laps

by asdf December 5, 2003

Ball Lapping

to lick or lap at ones balls

damn, lap that ballsack up. ball lapping

by ohasif123 November 5, 2008

Lap-sit

To sit on one's lap, particually a female sexually pleasing a male; lapdance

The chic gave the deserving stud a lap-sit.

by Zack August 20, 2004