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Porno stage

The time period or span, (Usually starting at the age of 12 for most men) when one starts to watch porn regularly for a few years then usually dies down to occasional porn viewing.
I started my Porno stage when I was eleven and ended when I was thirteen.
by Mother animal July 14, 2010
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Porno Poo

The art of having to get naked everytime you take a shit, taking all your clothes off so they don't smell.
Friend A: "Where've you been?"
Friend B: "Just been for a porno poo"
by Super S-Dog November 28, 2010
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porno hand

Having a wank.
See Jerking Off, Bashing one out etc.
Has to be said in the right context.
Having a wank = Got your porno hand out.
Often used whilst watching porn.
Liam: Hey you there? Why aren't you talking?
Dave: Hang on I've got my porno hand out!

Andrew: I had my porno hand out three times today!
by Andrew Jones October 17, 2004
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porno joint

a place where sexual favors are commited, where prostitutes work
Peter went to the local porno joint to get his sexual fix.
by duarte December 11, 2006
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porno star

Any person who performs a sexual act on camera.
LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com is a porno star because she masturbated, gave and received oral, used a vibrator, and received a drill-do on live net radio. She still denies that she is a porno star.
by machoman_250 November 3, 2007
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Porno name

A nick name with erotic alliteration.
See Sarah sucks-alot.
by GirlSkater April 23, 2004
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porno pimp

A person who sells and distributes porn, usually in the form of DVDs or magazines.
My internet went down this morning, so I payed a visit to the local porno pimp and got myself some Girls Gone Wild DVDs.
by some random UDer September 9, 2010
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