Tête-bêche

Simultaneous reciprocation of oral sex between two partners, where each partner orally gratifies the other's genitalia.

"I'm fairly certain that the pictures of Anna playing tête-bêche with her boyfriends have stuck in Ann's mind, but she's afraid to say so or even to think of sucking my prick." -Opus Pistorum by Henry Miller

by Lincoln Weinberg August 29, 2009

turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003

bi-tete

n.

The chronic condition or syndrome of feeling that others are always looking at you as if you have two heads.

Etymology: from Latin "bi" (two) + French "tete" (head)

She suffers from bi-tete syndrome so badly that last week she bought herself a pair of identical hats and also made two appointments to get her hair cut at the beauty salon.

by catfish January 30, 2005

texter

Markers/highlighters.
This is Aussie slang (so it is pronounced "tex-tah").

Can you pass me that texter so I can highlight this passage?

by Klepto May 13, 2005

Bestie From Another Testes

A variation on the phrase "Brother From Another Mother".

She's/He's my bestie from another testes!

by spyder_web September 15, 2009

textersonator

A person who pretends they are someone else via text message. For instance: Picking up your boyfriend's cell phone and texting someone from his phone, as if you ARE the boyfriend.

Responding to a text message that wasn't meant for you as if you are the person it was meant for.

I thought I was texting Jim last night, but I found out it was actually Sally. What a textersonator, I'll never trust her again.

by Cassam September 4, 2010

textervention

An intervention required to save someone from the debilitating effects of their mobile device addiction.

Tom: "John has been texting Julia so much lately that his wireless bill was $600 last month, and the doctor says he's developing Carpel Tunnel Syndrome... and he's starting to look cross-eyed."

Matt: "Holy smokes, yo. I think he needs a textervention."

Tom: "Yah. We'll probably have to do it via group text though."

by NickolaiS July 23, 2013