The Greatest State and place to be in The U.S.of motherfuckin A.
The State you dont wanna fuck around in or you will be cut, stabbed, and/or shot.Don't talk shit about us or you will be beaten with the intention of death and/or serious injury. WE dont fuck our relatives only alabama folks do that like ruben stutter And leonard Skinnerd. Um seriously East Dallas we will cut the hell outta you.WE really dont like Bush fuck him. I Don't give a fuck. I will cut you if you talk shit. Texas is really a great place to be especially if your looking forward to getting shot growing up by running your mouth or fucking a drug dealers wife, steer clear of that though and your safe as a motherfuck in a motherfucking contest. But seriusly though be cool my name is Curtis I do stab cut and beat people with the intention of death and/or serious injury. And for all you motherfucks out there most of us have full sets of teeth and the vast majority dont live in trailors but there are some down ass whiteboys who do live in trailors next to cemetaries name Grove Hill.
Texas is the home of the players and pimps
Beating niggers asses in the great state of Texas
Texas Born and i was dallas raised
Texas motherfuckers thats were i stay
I FUCKING LOVE TEXAS
The State you dont wanna fuck around in or you will be cut, stabbed, and/or shot.Don't talk shit about us or you will be beaten with the intention of death and/or serious injury. WE dont fuck our relatives only alabama folks do that like ruben stutter And leonard Skinnerd. Um seriously East Dallas we will cut the hell outta you.WE really dont like Bush fuck him. I Don't give a fuck. I will cut you if you talk shit. Texas is really a great place to be especially if your looking forward to getting shot growing up by running your mouth or fucking a drug dealers wife, steer clear of that though and your safe as a motherfuck in a motherfucking contest. But seriusly though be cool my name is Curtis I do stab cut and beat people with the intention of death and/or serious injury. And for all you motherfucks out there most of us have full sets of teeth and the vast majority dont live in trailors but there are some down ass whiteboys who do live in trailors next to cemetaries name Grove Hill.
Texas is the home of the players and pimps
Beating niggers asses in the great state of Texas
Texas Born and i was dallas raised
Texas motherfuckers thats were i stay
I FUCKING LOVE TEXAS
Californian: Hi Im A Queer from calfornia I love penis like the vast majority of other californians with the exception of snoop, Eazy E and various other real ass niggers
Texan:Well Woopty Fuck I'm from Texas, I am going to cut you now with the intention of death and/or serious injury because i have 32 teethand it seems that one of yours has been blown out from various cocksmoking.
Californian: wait! wait! wait! let's work this out. . . I'll suck your penis which just so happens to be big cuz its from Texas.
Texan:Well Woopty Fuck I'm from Texas, I am going to cut you now with the intention of death and/or serious injury because i have 32 teethand it seems that one of yours has been blown out from various cocksmoking.
Californian: wait! wait! wait! let's work this out. . . I'll suck your penis which just so happens to be big cuz its from Texas.
by CurtisLizandroValdivia January 9, 2006
Get the Texasmug. Jonny: Yeah, I wanted to buy a new LaCoste shirt at Nieman Marcus.
Geoff: What did you goet?
Jonny: Nothing, all the sales people were from Texas.
Geoff: What did you goet?
Jonny: Nothing, all the sales people were from Texas.
by Bluedog July 5, 2005
Get the Texasmug. The best state in America! (:
&& no, not everyone in Texas are "cowboys && cowgirls"
but we wreck harder then yall, :D
&& no, not everyone in Texas are "cowboys && cowgirls"
but we wreck harder then yall, :D
by Bianca Natalia Vega January 13, 2009
Get the Texasmug. Texas is the biggest and baddest state of them all.
Yes we say ya'll but we don't all have cowboy hats and ride horses around. You fuck with us and your getting your ass kicked.
We've got hot chicks, south padre island, austin!!!, and plenty of beach. The coolest people you'll meet, plus we've got some authentic ass good mexican food.
Plus Houston pumps out some of the best rappers and chopped and screwed cd's. =)
We're diverse and let just about anyone in our state, plus we don't have those stuck up yanks to deal with down here.
Yes we say ya'll but we don't all have cowboy hats and ride horses around. You fuck with us and your getting your ass kicked.
We've got hot chicks, south padre island, austin!!!, and plenty of beach. The coolest people you'll meet, plus we've got some authentic ass good mexican food.
Plus Houston pumps out some of the best rappers and chopped and screwed cd's. =)
We're diverse and let just about anyone in our state, plus we don't have those stuck up yanks to deal with down here.
Yankee: Oh your from Texas? Say ya'll for me!!
Texan: Well hey there how ya'll doin? Keep talking shit and we'll fuck you up.
Texan: Well hey there how ya'll doin? Keep talking shit and we'll fuck you up.
by texanbrunette September 3, 2009
Get the Texasmug. Cowboy up
its get tough or mosey on out
Giddyup
Keep up or head for the trails
Hold your horses
or get beat up
its get tough or mosey on out
Giddyup
Keep up or head for the trails
Hold your horses
or get beat up
Well Texas is the lone star state. It doesnt need anyone else especially no Oklahoma. And for any of yall that are mistaken for George Dubya, he is a damn yankee. Even though he may make mistakes and resided in Texas this is America and we should all still support him. Any true Texan would agree, ah hail what am i sayin hes a damn yankee. lynch him.
The south will rise again
The south will rise again
by Tina July 28, 2004
Get the Texasmug. The most ignorant state in the entire country...full of hard-headed fucktards who think their pathetic state is the best thing since sliced bread...Yeah, no one gives a shit that you all were once your own republic (your state sucked back then too)...so please, by all means, if you all think you can do better alone, then do us all a favor and secede to become your own country again and see how long you all last you dumbasses...
Texas is also the only state to ever lose to the Mexican army...TWICE. And no, there were no heroes at the Alamo no matter what your ignorant 5th grade teacher or Hollywood told you...they were all killed in their sleep (may they rest in peace)...And if you don't believe it, look in a real unbiased history book...
Half the state is a barren wasteland that should be used to test nuclear bombs and the other half is full of uneducated hicks with an unhealthy amount of pride about NOTHING (really, how is Texas better?...that's right, it's not, it's just another state)... And not just regular hicks, but FAT hicks- five Texas cities cracked the "10 Fattest Cities in America" according to Men's Fitness.
Texas couldn't even come up with an original flag (they stole it from Chile). Face it, the US would be better off without this ignorant state and the ignorant, self-absorbed bastards that live there...
So in short, Texas...you are a big bag of gay...
An intelligent man once said..."There are only two things that come from Texas: steers and queers." And none of you all look like cattle to me (except those fat hicks in the back over there)...Texas, do us all a favor: Shut up about your faggot state, it's not that great.
Texas is also the only state to ever lose to the Mexican army...TWICE. And no, there were no heroes at the Alamo no matter what your ignorant 5th grade teacher or Hollywood told you...they were all killed in their sleep (may they rest in peace)...And if you don't believe it, look in a real unbiased history book...
Half the state is a barren wasteland that should be used to test nuclear bombs and the other half is full of uneducated hicks with an unhealthy amount of pride about NOTHING (really, how is Texas better?...that's right, it's not, it's just another state)... And not just regular hicks, but FAT hicks- five Texas cities cracked the "10 Fattest Cities in America" according to Men's Fitness.
Texas couldn't even come up with an original flag (they stole it from Chile). Face it, the US would be better off without this ignorant state and the ignorant, self-absorbed bastards that live there...
So in short, Texas...you are a big bag of gay...
An intelligent man once said..."There are only two things that come from Texas: steers and queers." And none of you all look like cattle to me (except those fat hicks in the back over there)...Texas, do us all a favor: Shut up about your faggot state, it's not that great.
by USAF Pilot July 23, 2008
Get the Texasmug. A state that is filled with obese people, which is where the phrase "everything's bigger in Texas" came from.
by JRON003 December 21, 2010
Get the Texasmug.