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Texass ( I meant to spell it that way)is a place that is not any better than any other state, just has more people and they all think they're better than you.
A place that every town no matter how small has a dairy queer, I mean dairy queen.
Padre Island is cool but you have to drive through hell to get to it.
How to find Texass from the east: Go west until you smell bull shit, that's Oklahoma, turn south until your knee deep in it. You'll be in Texas.
It's windy in Oklahoma and New Mexico because Texas blows!
by lonewolf66 May 31, 2007
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