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testicle stomp

An act of rejection. The male scrotum is placed on a flat and solid surface and another person with strong footgear leaps on it at full power, at best landing with the heel directly on the target.

Usually performed by dominatrixes or outraged boxers (i.e. Mike Tyson).
Sandy puts so much emphasis on her testicle stomp, it really hurts.

I'm gonna eat your children and stomp on their testicles!
by pyro August 9, 2004
mugGet the testicle stompmug.

elephantitis-of-the-testicles

A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.
James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.
by J-Fre June 15, 2008
mugGet the elephantitis-of-the-testiclesmug.

green testicle

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostrils, clogs one nostril with her finger and ejects the cummy material out of her nasal cavity onto the man's erect penis.
by doobersmacker August 2, 2010
mugGet the green testiclemug.

TESTICLE TONIC

When the duck butter and the swamp ass meet, form a mixture and drip down
Dude, my testicle tonic is getting out on control! It's making me wet!
by Kay April 4, 2003
mugGet the TESTICLE TONICmug.

Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011
mugGet the Testicle lappermug.

Girl testicles

When a man gets a sex change but the testicles remain
I thought it was her ass but it was her girl testicles.
by Missy_Lanius October 30, 2020
mugGet the Girl testiclesmug.

Testicle murder

by CABAGE No2 April 11, 2022
mugGet the Testicle murdermug.

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