toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.

Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"

by simdave2000 May 6, 2010

Ghost Texter

an individual that you may be dating, "talking too", friends with, and or having a consensual naughty relationship with that has decided to no longer return your text or will return the text after a prolonged period of time. By said period of time, you're NO longer into them.

You = "Dinner"

Ghost Texter........ <you waiting for response>

and NOTHING

by Rizcucci aka.. Flower March 11, 2010

Texter's Block

simillar to writer's block.

He took a while to reply to her text because he had texter's block.

by Rabbit&Mittens May 19, 2010

Tasterbate

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**

I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.

by RookLovesRobertErhard July 25, 2011

Tesher

An ancient being, and the originator of the Furries and the Boomers.

GeorgeSimson: "Hey Tesher"

Tesher:"Stinkie... Poopie.. hehe..."

by Trelix September 26, 2019

Testicle taster

One who loves the taste and fragrance of all testicles all day, every day.

Jake Pine is such a testicle taster, that his own parents disowned him.

by Thomas Pryce January 26, 2004

dingle-texter

A person who issues a final, meaningless and annoying reply to a text thread between 2 or more people. A "dingle-texter" is the type that always has to have the last text in the thread, regardless of how mundane and redundant is it. This final text forces the "normal texter" to keep having to look at the thread without getting any real enlightenment out if its ending.

Normal Texter (NT): I am making cookies tomorrow. Would you like some?

Dingle-Texter (DT): That would be great. When will they be ready?

NT: About 1PM.

DT: Let me know when ready and I will pick them up.

NT: Will do.

DT: Ok

by liveitup99 February 25, 2014