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Commonly abbreviated as T.V., this entertainment appliance only works when it rains. Parents often claim that this phenomenon is meant to get kids to play outside, even though technicians have akcually found out that it's caused by water entering a damaged coaxial cable, which is a common issue that disrupts the signal. Rain can also interfere with satellite signals, a phenomenon called rain fade, by scattering or absorbing them. Other causes include poor cable connections, damage to the antenna or satellite dish, or an aerial that has been knocked out of alignment.
I swear, every time it rains, the television stops working like clockwork! My parents keep saying it’s to make me go play outside, but I found out it’s just the coaxial cable getting messed up! Seriously, why can’t they just fix it already?
by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025
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Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.
by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003
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Vanilla Television

Bland, unoffensive television programmes that nobody really likes or dislikes.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.
"That tv show 'Friends' is such Vanilla Television"
by Justinho September 10, 2010
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Juicy Television

Juicy Television happens when a man, or a squirting woman is wacking off to pron. When the man or woman reaches there peak and spill there Goo on the Porn actor or actress face on the Television to represent oral Sex
Guy: Hey i should have oral sex tonight! Wait nobody likes me. Wait i Know i will juicy Television everywhere.
by y u no subsribe to my channel November 7, 2012
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chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other
Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦
by That guy that is me January 25, 2016
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Boutique Television

Television that makes the audience feel way more clever than the average viewer.
"I never watch TV but when I do I only watch boutique television like, y'know, Viceland"
by cowellisms November 28, 2016
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Trash Television

Drama Reality TV shows or heavily scripted shows that try to pass as unscripted shows.
You see that last episode of Bad Girls Club, girl I love me some Trash Television!
by Yeayah September 1, 2021
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