televishun

A portmanteau of television and shun meaning a television program or channel a person is ignoring or is committed to not watching.

Do you watch America's Got Talent? No, it's on my televishun list.
Mike was addicted to news, then he decided to televishun all cable news networks.

by MikeInDC August 30, 2017

Elevision

The act of people in an elevator staring up, uncomfortably, at the numbers as they light up when the car moves. Practiced out of nervousness.

When the elevator began moving, silence ensued as each person practiced their elevision.

by Kevin Black August 29, 2007

BBC televison centre

A now outdated building that is used for televison production and news by the BBC. the decor inside looks like it hasn't been renovated since the 1960s.

woah dude, once you enter the BBC televison centre it takes you back to the 60s maaan.

by legless June 18, 2006

Televisionism

The diagnosis when one falls addicted to watching television.

Damn, your brother has a serious case of televisionism. I have yet to see him look away from the TV. He should probably go to Televisionics Anonymous.

by PoolhallJunkie2323 October 10, 2011

Televison

The Thing People Hate The Most When The Use It Most

Billy: TELEVISON IS DESTROYING AMERICA

america: i hate you

by im4r3al September 28, 2015

Televisiphonernetting

A verb used to describe what a person is doing when he/she is watching television, using the phone, and surfing the internet all at the same time.

Guy: Hey buddy i have a question for you.
Woman: Shut up he's televisiphonernetting
Guy: Thats pretty crucial.
Woman: Yea it is.

by bag o douche August 24, 2007

Televisiphonernetting

Using the television, phone, and internet at the same time.

What is Andrew doing?
He is televisiphonernetting

by Koz [KeroSCENE] October 5, 2007