canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight

this man is so canadian television

by xenrax June 29, 2024

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by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025

Juicy Television

Juicy Television happens when a man, or a squirting woman is wacking off to pron. When the man or woman reaches there peak and spill there Goo on the Porn actor or actress face on the Television to represent oral Sex

Guy: Hey i should have oral sex tonight! Wait nobody likes me. Wait i Know i will juicy Television everywhere.

by y u no subsribe to my channel November 7, 2012

television

a form of babysitter

The parents put the girl in front of the television until dinner was cooked.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015

Television

An idiot box normally a drug of choice that will hypnotize you and make you think you're actually going somewhere in your life and you wake up and you realize you were watching tv

Wow television is just gonna make me regret my decisions in life then it'll just be an idiot box

by ThePerson101100 May 23, 2018