clit tease
A male who taunts a female with sex, who then, for whatever reason, abstains from engaging in sexual relations with said female.
clit tease by Laurel Marie July 14, 2007
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clam tease
1. A gentleman who goes home with a female in anticipation of a "one night stand", but fails to perform due to alcohol consumption, nerves, or other mysterious reasons.
2. A female who pretends to be bisexual when in the company of lesbians, but refuses to go farther than kissing with tongue.
2. A female who pretends to be bisexual when in the company of lesbians, but refuses to go farther than kissing with tongue.
"That dude was all over me at the bar, but ended up passing out on my sofa with his pants down before we even got started. Talk about a clam tease!"
"Brenda is such a clam tease. Every time she hangs with us butch girls, she acts like she wants a piece; but she's clearly a total breeder. She needs to get some dick."
"Brenda is such a clam tease. Every time she hangs with us butch girls, she acts like she wants a piece; but she's clearly a total breeder. She needs to get some dick."
clam tease by thejennysituation September 5, 2009
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Homework Tease
When you get homework with all of ten questions, just to get home and realize they contain sub questions as well.
"alright five questions" opens book*
questions
1A)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
g)...
holy shit what a homework tease
questions
1A)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
g)...
holy shit what a homework tease
Homework Tease by Mt. Dope Doper December 9, 2010
Instagram tease
People who will follow you on Instagram. But once you follow them, they instantly unfollow you. In most cases this is done to keep their follower/following ratio in balance.
Guy 1: So Stacy added me on Instagram. But a couple days after I started following her, she quit following me..
Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?
Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!
Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?
Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!
Instagram tease by taste.my.rainbow September 6, 2013
jonathan tease
Used for when someone is acting like a manipulative pedo. It is usually used as a joke but it can be used as an insult.
jonathan tease by jschaltt’s toes July 19, 2020
porch tease
As made famous by the television show "The New Adventures of Old Christine"; a porch tease is a female who leads a guy on for a prolong period of time, but never lets him past the front porch because she was never really interested in him to begin with. Said porch may be literal or hypothetical.
Guy #1: Hey bro, so what's the deal with you and Lisa? Are y'all official yet?
Guy #2: Nah man, she won't even let me inside her house.
Guy #1: Sounds like you've got yourself a porch tease, dude.
Guy #2: Nah man, she won't even let me inside her house.
Guy #1: Sounds like you've got yourself a porch tease, dude.
porch tease by Pugahontas November 13, 2011
blue balls tease
a form of sexual torture when a lady has sex with a dude and stops right before he orgasms, leaving him with blue balls syndrome.
Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
blue balls tease by Well, shit. January 17, 2018