Ohio Teapot

The sixth Platonic Solid. After tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron, and icosahedron, the Ohio Teapot is the sixth Platonic Solid. Used in computer graphics as a test. Plural: Ohio Teapots. Present tense: Ohio teapotting. Past tense: Ohio teapotted. Future tense: Ohio teapottable.

"This Ohio Teapot isn't Ohio Teapottable yet, but it will be soon"

by Deuteragonist April 3, 2023

Teapot

When you mix weed with tea

A) “Hey, do you want a Teapot?”
B) “what? I would I want a teapod?”
A) “Nah nah, I mean tea’pot’”

by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022

Teapot shake

When a male is urinating and towards the end it dribbles like a teapot, to then be rectified by a good shake.

"I'd had a few beers so went to the loo I had to give it a teapot shake"

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose

I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot

by Tyson the douche December 22, 2015

teapot

I watched a video of a man making a clay teapot from scratch whilst I was high on edibles at 3am it was my moment. The mfs look so good to drink out of and they make your tea splendeculous for all those proper british chaps out there XXX

"Do you like teapots?"
"Yeah my Grandma tripped over one and broke her neck last week"
"Oh"
"Yeah"

by humanartar January 24, 2022

floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

muddy teapot

When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.

Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”

Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?

Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.

Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.

Woman A: *grins*

by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024