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Nubby Teabagger

In the halo 2 game it is someone who either doesn't know how to teabag or when they do teabag they are teabagging the floor and not the dead body.
Red1: Yeah, Bitch you like those nuts don't you.
Red2: Dude you arn't even doin it right, his fucking body is 2 feet from you. You look stupid you noob.

Blue1: You are teabagging? What the fuck is that?
Blue2: You fuckin noob! How do you not know what that is? You live under a fuckin rock. Get betrayed you FUCKING NUBBY TEABAGGER and get the fuck off my team.
by FesteringCorpse from Halo 2 October 13, 2006
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Muddy Teabag

A variation of the teabag, where the man first inserts his balls into the anus of his partner, then removes them and places them in his partners mouth.
Only as Juan's balls entered her mouth and she smelled her own shit, did Jen realize Juan had given her the muddy teabag.
by Pastanoose February 5, 2009
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billy got teabagged

To dip ones balls in the mouth of an innocent drunk, usually passed out, or out of it.
Location: plainville, connecticut. (PARTY!)
What Happened: Billy, last name-unmetionable, was teabagged at a party. poor billy. at least he got his own song made!

BILLY GOT TEABAGGED.
by b-yenna! August 6, 2007
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teabagese

incomprehensible language often but not exclusively spoken while lying flat and beneath a mouthful of testicles.
Ever since the '08 election Bob's been on Glenn Beck's nutsack ... yeah, I've noticed Bob's usual conspiracy theories have become garbled, or nuttier, teabagger ramblings -- teabagese.
by Jarweed November 29, 2009
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Jackhammer Teabag

To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender) in a rapid and continuous fashion similar to that of a jackhammer.
"Ted gave a jackhammer teabag to his girlfriend, seeing as she preferred the balls to her face rough"
by Teddy Franklin June 7, 2007
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teabagging

v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth.
Person 1: I want to try teabagging.
Person 2: You mean, you want ME to try teabagging...
by The Grammar Nazi December 19, 2001
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Teabag with a spot of brown sugar

when you teabag a chick and rub your asshole on her nose thus leaving a dab of brown sugar (shit)
Jamie: How did your date with the pie whore go?

Bill: It was going great until i gave her a teabag with a spot of brown sugar.

Jamie: and she didnt like that?

Bill: Apparently not
by Billisan March 10, 2009
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