A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.
Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales
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Truth be told a virginity taker is someone who has had sex with multiple virgins(people who haven’t had sex) there fore taking their virginity. A Virginty Taker!
Truth be told a virginity taker is someone who has had sex with multiple virgins(people who haven’t had sex) there fore taking their virginity. A Virginty Taker!
Guy1: Did that Brooklyn smash u last night?
Guy2: Ya
Guy1: oh shoot! That’s abs to be a Virginity taker!
Guy2: Ya
Guy1: oh shoot! That’s abs to be a Virginity taker!
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Get the Virginity Taker mug.A fairy tale that has been rewritten or portrayed differently than its original moral of the story in order to suit someone else's political agenda as propaganda. An example would be when Adolf Hitler rewrote “Little Red Riding Hood” to be antisemitic propaganda. Another example would be social justice warriors forcing Disney and other companies to portray characters as people of color or LGBTQ when they were never there originally in order to promote "diversity" in such an artificially forced manner. Spinoffs such as “Wicked” are also considered toxic fairy tales as they deviate from the allegorical messages of the original fictions.
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