1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.
by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021
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Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.
by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025
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Get the Coffin Topper mug.A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024
Get the Coffin Topper mug.The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
by Macarper April 2, 2025
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“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”
“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”
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