pop a tootie

When your bum coughs

Excuse me— did you just pop a tootie?

by Ripvonginger August 22, 2020

footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.

John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.

by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020

looty tooty too

A phrase that crazy people use to express joy (can also be used as a code word for if your being possessed, haunted or accidentally summoned a demon)

Looty tooty too! I’m joyous

*cough* looty tooty too *cough*

by Latitatita September 22, 2020

tootie

something/someone cute, comes from cutie paTOOTIE. Can be used for friends, celebs, pets etc doesn't matter, as long as it's tootie.

person1: who's your ult bias?
person2: chuu, she's so tootie

by lemqnshark May 29, 2023

Tooty Fruity

Eating ass with a fruit roll-up tongue tattoo

Character 1: “I will never eat ass again! That shit tastes like shit!”
Distinguished Gentleman: “Hey bro, just do a tooty fruity. The flavor is immaculate.”

by Super_slurper3000 March 25, 2023

Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity

To voluntarily give a gay blowjob to another man while wearing pajamas, and while getting submerged in bananas and strawberry milk.

Eric: Dude, Chad had a Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity last night.
Stan: Woah dude!

by D33pThr0at January 28, 2023

Fruiti Aruti Tootie

Fruiti Aruti Tootie (sometimes shown in the short form as just “Fruiti”) is a nickname for Artur. He is a person of great humor and intellectuality. He can be shallow and have many negative characteristics but never does he shy away from a challenge. He is a very lucky individual. He gets hot babes but has only a few in a handful of friends

“Hey Fruiti get ova’ he’e”
“Fruiti Aruti Tootie is being a damn fucking fruit again”

by Arut2002 April 15, 2023