Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

tootie

something/someone cute, comes from cutie paTOOTIE. Can be used for friends, celebs, pets etc doesn't matter, as long as it's tootie.

person1: who's your ult bias?
person2: chuu, she's so tootie

by lemqnshark May 29, 2023

Booty tooty

Fart

Kissing unattractive a booty tooty

by Danull February 6, 2018

Tooty Booty

a but on a woman that is relitivly large in relation to the size of the rest of her body but it should not be huge,it should be round and the skin on it should be tight and

bro, i went to the mall yesterday and waisted 30 mins talking up this girl with a total Tooty Booty just to find out she was 16... 30 mins i will never get back.

by Seven Point Six Two June 27, 2021

Rooty to the tooty

Meaning getting you vaginal area ate from the front to the back and for male getting you balls sucked from the back

He said he wanna eat it from the rooty to the tooty

by Rooty to the Tooty January 18, 2022

tootie baba

Tootie baba: a 2 dolla holla. Pick ‘em up off the street.

A tootie is a girl who dresses like a slut
A baba is a girl who sleeps around.

Together, they’re your worst nightmare.

That girl is a tootie baba. She’s wearing polka dots and her body count is triple digits.

by sydtobs August 15, 2025

Tootie Trash

Smegma on the vagina, similar to dicc cheese; a build up of sweat, dead skin cells, and other bodily fluids between the folds of the vagina

Dang Becky smelled like BO and butt last night, she needs to wash her genitals better and get all that tootie trash off.

by galxygr3ngirafe June 27, 2022