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Too Tall Jones Syndrome

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.
Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.
by Miss Penn February 4, 2010
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too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.
She was too much ham for my two eggs.
by Joe Bone March 7, 2005
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Too Much Fun

Any recreational activity that results in death.
Jerry lost his hand whilst playing with fireworks. Some would say he had too much fun.
by k-dog-chi July 1, 2010
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Too Cool for School

A phrase originating in the 1960's Counterculture.

It describes a person who has "tuned in, turned on and dropped out." In other words, it describes a person who has submerged themselves so much in the Counterculture (fully embracing a wide range of drugs- particularly psychedelic drugs, communal lifestyles, anti-materialism, radical politics, anti-authority and particularly anti-Police attitudes, alternate codes of dress and personal hygiene and often anti-social behaviors), and is thus "so cool," that they are largely unfit for and unable to participate in conventional society.

The phrase was invariably complimentary.

More recent usages tend towards extreme forms of irony. Often applied with considerable sarcasm as a form of insult it generally means a person who is deemed to have an inflated self-image. If the person displays any actual Countercultural leanings, they tend to be of the most mild possible variety.
"Dude, the Hells Angels are totally righteous. They're so out there, man, they're, like, too cool for school."

"That kid didn't come to my party. What does he think he is, too cool for school?"
by The Egoist December 30, 2009
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Too Tall

The Coolest Kid around. A Person is given this name when they have reached the heights of 6'7 and Taller. A "Too Tall" is always the center of attention and gets looked at wherever he goes. Because of this, a "Too Tall" must always look his best so that everyone can see how fly that "Too Tall" is, He is extremely popular. "Too Tall" Excels in sports such as, Volleyball, Basketball, and Swimming. Being a "Too Tall" makes you liked by Black kids, even if you are white, however, If you are not able to Dunk, then they WILL beat you up. Too Tall- A generally all-around Bad Ass, and you are lucky if you ever get to befriend one in your life.
How Tall?!? TOO TALL!!!!!

Too Tall, Let me see that Windmill again!

T♂♂ Tall! The Deffinition of Man.
by T♂♂ Tall October 14, 2008
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Too close for comfort

When you are put in a situation that is very uncomfortable and awkward. This person or thing will be too close to you and it's making you feel unsafe.
Turtle #1 said turtle #2 was getting to close for comfort.

Being too close for comfort usually breaks friendship.
by Flashlight man June 15, 2014
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Too much sauce

"Too much sauce" is a myth. There is never too much sauce.
If you have too much sauce. You don't have the sauce at all. You have the juice my friend!
by Barbecue Sauce July 5, 2017
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