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toldy

A contraction of two words; toby and toley. Most often used to describe an extreme gay sex act involving chicken giblets.
my friend and i enjoyed a furious toldy. group toldy's are the best, aren't they??
by nimrod's son April 7, 2009
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Tolding

A word to say tolding a fucking lot
Lots of tolding today
by Kurt the LIAR September 11, 2022
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toldunteered

The act of being instructed to do something or fill a role when no one else would do it.
No one would volunteer to unload the dishwasher so I was toldunteered to do it.
by HowMuchForTheRibs May 15, 2023
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floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .
Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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