Tit Rug

The pubic hair covering a males pectoral muscles and the surrounding area of his torso.

Famous owners of tit rugs include Tom Selleck, Mike Rowe and Danny DeVito

by Crisco Steve December 5, 2007

tit-whack

When your large-breasted friend gets all pissy, moody, and and bitchy when she's mad about something. She may exert an annoying, high-pitched noise that sounds something like "eh!". Because of this, you may have real or imagined fears that she'll whack you unconscious with her gynormous tit. Can also be shortened to simply "TW".

"Did you talk to Sarah today?" "No, because she was majorly tit-whacky."

by Sparkly Smash February 4, 2010

Tit bacon

The excess skin everyone has that’s next to the top of your arms. It shows when your wearing a tank top.

Nice shirt Alice I can totally see your tit bacon

by How’sitgoing July 4, 2018

tit face

n. generally mild insult, best reserved for your spouse.

Hey Titface, get out of my way.

by ahouse June 3, 2005

tit sucky fucky

The act of, while tit-fucking, for the woman to suck on the head of the penis.

Guy1: My girl friend gave me some tit sucky fucky.

Guy2: What?

Guy1: You know! Like a blowjob during a tit-fuck!

Guy2: That sounds awesome just thinking about it!

Guy1: Yep. My girl gives the best blowj's ever...

Guy2: Oh shit, I need to go to the bathroom.

by DragD March 1, 2008

tit wash

A term used to describe a guy's ejaculation on his partner's breasts. A young girl usually has a guy cum on her boosom when she first experiments with sex.

Angie gave her older sister's boyfriend her first hand job when he stopped by early the other day. He pleaded for her to let him cum in her mouth, but this was the first time she had done anything with any guy, so she reluctantly agreed to pull her top off and let him give her a tit wash. She was embarrassed, but knew she wasn't the only girl in the seventh grade to let a guy blow his wad on her tits.

by BRD September 6, 2005

tit hanger

a child or adolescent who has never grown away from the mother.

on a construction job, were there are men working togather.
somebody calls somebody a tit hanger, its the same thing as calling him a momma's boy.

by mechanech September 26, 2006