bashing oysters

slang for lesbian coitus; scissoring; bumping uglies;

I walked in on my two ex-girlfriends bashing oysters the other day.

by theromero4 April 14, 2017

oyster farm

synonym for whorehouse or brothel

Hey, I got an extra 200$ let's go get some action at the oyster farm.

by walterc February 16, 2015

Bloody oyster

Period ridden vagina. A female private part that is soaked in menstration blood.

I went to perform oral on her and she had a bloody oyster.

by usmccouret July 21, 2014

oyster shot

When you cum into the palm of a womens hand and she slurps it up like an oyster.

Jenny took my oyster shot last night like we were at a Joana and the Whales seafood buffet

by Paul, compliments of Marty July 23, 2005

moisture oyster

Another word for vagina, pussy, vertical smile etc.

He slid his hands in between her thighs and slowly opened them to reveal her magical moisture oyster.

by PandaPwned July 15, 2012

Kennel Oyster

1. Dog gonad for culinary use.

2. Hog food served at Duncans.
Also known as Dog-nuts and Dough Nuts

1. My Beagle howls two octaves higher since Ling Ling served his Kennel Oysters to the rich American.

2. Officer Dick likes warm Kennel Oysters with his coffee in morning.

by LepraconMcPot April 12, 2009

land oyster

A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down

Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*

by Donny Dymond March 26, 2008