When you pull out during sex and cum on someone's back without telling them so they lay down and smear semen on their sheets.
Did you hear about Drew's girlfriend dumping him? Yeah man, he gave her a mayonnaise backpack and she ruined her sheets. 1,500 thread count, bruh. That's not cheap!
by Neo-Neo Zeon July 1, 2020
Get the Mayonnaise Backpack mug.To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.
“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”
by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017
Get the mayonnaise pocket mug.by Not ur dad but doin ur mom September 30, 2013
Get the crusty mayonnaise mug.When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.
Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
by A Top LAD. August 20, 2011
Get the Mayonnaise Pancake mug.When your giving head and you nan screams that she cant breath but you remember how much you hate her so you carry on, but then you remember you had taco-bell last night and you shit everywhere, so to try and make it up to you sister you piss in her mouth.
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Get the Homo mayonnaise mug.when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.
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