Flood Napkin

An unnecessarily large coat that could seemingly absorb a flood.

1. Wtf? One day this guy's playing dress up and the next he's wearing a fucking flood napkin.

2. The city of New Orleans should have listened to its mother and put on its flood napkin before Hurricane Katrina. Maybe if it did it wouldn't have caught millions of dollars worth of property damage and a bad case of poor black people stealing stuff.

by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 22, 2010

channel flooding

Peeing in, not on. Recipient orifice can be oral, vaginal, or anal.

Sally advanced from golden showers to channel flooding when she let Bob pee in her vagina.

by PennHub May 3, 2021

White Flood

When you have such a large orgasm your semen comes out like a flood.

John:Dude, I had a white flood all over Megan's face last night!

by Whitefloodmaster March 21, 2016

Body flood

A terrible experience when you abruptly get punched in the fuckin face with a catastrophically intense high (usually with psychedelics But this can happen if weed takes a while to hit you and you just ripped a fat dab straight to the dome) that alters your conscious mind to a state of pure delirium where you have zero control because you're now watching your life from a 3rd person point of view.

*drops acid
..
...
*90 minutes later

"Bro, this shit's bunk af, I ain't even trippin.."
*turns around to walk through door
*body flood hits
*door walks through you
*standing there paralyzed watching yourself from the perspective of God.

You're fucked now..

by Mr.SisterFister69 June 19, 2016

Floods by Pantera

Ultimate medicine. Legend has it that Ozzy Osbourne is still alive because he listens to Floods 2 times every day.

Nurse: "DOCTOR! HE'S DYING! PLAY FLOODS BY PANTERA NOW!"

by Getpisseddestroy August 10, 2018

Flooding Dollars

Person who spends lavishly buying crap

Last week, I was into Flooding Dollars and now i don't have money to gift a Teddy for my Girl Friend.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 22, 2014

internal flooding

When a person is raped savagely by numerous people in rapid succession, not giving any of the liquid life forced in their system a chance to drain. Causing a flood of man butter to backup and pool inside their body, before it escapes through another orifice.

Most hentai sex scenes end with internal flooding as the school girl is violated by numerous tentacles.

by Blackest Dragon October 11, 2013