DAD

the best person, who takes care of you, who loves you, who puts a roof under your head

My dad is the best

by neerajkona August 7, 2020

Dad

A dad is a person who wont be there for you and leave you imediantly and you'll never see him unless he's on the news

Charli: My dad left me..
Jimmy: Its ok all dads do that just dont google his name.

by London That Smart Dumbass June 24, 2021

dad

lying cheating bastard who you use to idolize but as you grew up you saw the real him who then neglected you and only came back for money(he needed the money for gambling alcohol and drugs)

thats my dad i hope he dies

by Clairoswiife June 1, 2023

Dad

Where is he?

Dad never came back with milk

by s3thums December 17, 2021

dad

gone.

wya dad

by hoe time November 23, 2019

Dad

A person who took place as the male in a child's reproductive process. A dad is a parent of (usually 2, but can be up to 6) children, specifically the male parent. Dads also just so happen to be known as Fathers. Fathers have a tendency to leave after a wife or girlfriend becomes a Mom, or a Mother via sex. However, if the father stays after a child is born from the mother, the father may also perform a move called "leave for the milk" once the amount of children raises above atleast 3, or children become annoying enough to cause the father to take off and abandon the family.

Dad: "Bye kids, I'm off to go grab the milk!"
Kid #1:" Okay, bye daddy!'
Kid #2: "Love you bye!"
Kid #3 (oldest): "Wait.. isn't that from the memes- WAIT DAD NOOO!"

by Idniont April 9, 2023

dad?

The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him

Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you

by I_want_to_die_420 May 18, 2018