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Dirty Tess

When a person performs a rimjob on a male partner without touching the penis or scrotum, even so far as to have the recipient support the scrotum as to not have it touch their face.
The thought of touching his meat-stick squicks me out, so I'll give him a Dirty Tess instead.
by UpcountryDegen403 September 21, 2021
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Stupid Tess

A redundant term, simply meaning 'Tess' or referring to Tess.
'There's Stupid Tess again.'
'Stupid Tess is so stupid.'
by StupidTess October 18, 2008
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Kara-tess

A non-common name for girls that sounds like curtis. A remarkebly beautiful girl considering the looks of her father. Intelligent, cute, sensitive, cares for others,and especially witty.
My best friend wants to be a Kara-tess
by Pork_and_beans January 24, 2009
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shay and tess

the two coolest girls in the whole galaxy. everyone strides to be as cool as them. they have their own secret language and love life more than any other human being.
i love life, almost as much as shay and tess.
by lifelover10 February 8, 2010
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Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.
"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"
by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022
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International Tess Day

November 17 is the international day of Tess! Do you know anyone named Tess? It's their day!
Friend 1: What day is it today?
Friend 2: It's international Tess day!
by Harold O'Leary November 17, 2020
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Maria Tess

by MariabTess October 21, 2021
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