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Tat Rat

A woman that has skanky tatoos in unsightly places that make her look like a cheap trick. A tramp stamp is a given but these girls go above and beyond.
I was about to score with Lana but when she took of her clothes I realized she was a tat rat and I went limp.
by whillscf@yahoo.com February 17, 2010
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Nuzzle Tats

A way of saying "oh darn" or "damn it" best used along side a snap and shaking of the head
Teacher: Lizzy you failed your test
Lizzy: Nuzzle tats!
by Lezzylova July 18, 2010
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whore tat

The all too common tribal tattoo in the center of a woman's lower back just above her waist or butt crack. The term “whore tat” comes from the fact that a woman with this tattoo is more likely to be a party girl. Also referred to as a “beer coaster” or “spooge target” because of it’s strategic location.
Check out the girl in the bikini; the one with big cans and the whore tat.
by RuggerBear December 7, 2006
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Titty Tat

self-explanatory; a tatoo on one's breast, preferrably female.
Woman: Yo, check out my new Titty Tat!
Man: Mike got one too!
by BigTittyTat December 25, 2010
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Jonah Tats

Jonah Tatspasofiodhfjkdnsk is a extremely handsome and attractive guy that can make anyone's heart flutter. ANYONE. Just as long as he gives you "the look", you will become attracted, no matter your demographic. Old, young, guys, girls. Especially guys, he is the number one reason why men transition to female. Although he does all this, Jonah is too good for a mate and needs no children to pass on his name. He is so sexy and handsome and powerful, he will pass on his own name. Sex is Jonah's specialty. He can make anyone shudder with zero fingers. Legend has it that if you moan his name, you will have the purest form of intellect for 30 seconds. He makes friends very easily. A little too easily. Brian Pov is one of his best friends and he also will get with your Spanish teacher. Jonah's spirit animals is an Elephant. Sometimes, he is referred to as Jojo, the twin of a girl called Patience who is very talkative. Jonah Tats owns one pair of shoes, plays piano, listens to classical music, owns no jeans, and is the best at AP Calculus. He aspires to make chemicals in science laboratories and enjoys listening to ASMR Mukbang and JPop. His ultimate goal is to bring PB&J everyday for lunch for an entire 10 years. Overall, Jonah is one of the most religiously influential and testosterone-driven people you will meet and his aura will inspire you to worship him and watch Yuuna and the Haunted Hot Springs.
Person 1: Wow did that person transcend humanity at 75% the level of a Terrance and has a schlong over 11 feet long?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a Jonah Tats.
Person 1: What a religiously religious figure.
by Skylor_Is_Lumayan December 20, 2019
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Poo-Tat

When you’re spooning your girl and your leg is on her ass, she farts so hard that it leaves a brown spot on your leg!
Jesus Amanda, last night you gave me a poo-tat when you were sleeping!
by Jambet August 19, 2019
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tat check

The act of intentionally "accidently" displaying your tattoo when in the compay of another tattooed person.
When the hot tattooed girl walks into the room, you conviently scratch your bicep or stretch to tat check with your shitty tribal arm band or nautical stars.
by Mrs. Feinstein June 18, 2011
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