swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

pidgeon-swank

it means that a person got swank but in a quirky way.

"mann, tht kid is a nerd but he sho got pidgeon-swank"

by mmmmkaayyyy? May 20, 2009

Hilary (Swank)

Having a wank in the shower

Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!

by Mar Mar Superstar February 21, 2020

Swanking

Jacking off while swiping on tinder

Fuck I found jack's mum in tinder time for swanking and a pot noodle and a wank

by Swa ke September 22, 2023

upside down double swank surpreme

The act of someone on a trapeze by their feet jerking off two men

I did an upside down double swank surpreme to bill and John yesterday

by Shabongoman111 November 17, 2016

Swank bucket

When you have too much swag that when you wank you do it in a bucket

“Omg who’s that snobby kid over there.” “Oh yeah that’s Ben, he’s a swank bucket”

by lmao rip January 22, 2020