you scrambling

you don't have money or you broke

you scrambling btw this is a stl term don't steal our shi

by jays0.__ January 30, 2023

Brandon Shamblin

A rust god who only uses ak and never trolls or grubs. The best builder when it comes to the mini tundra or the shell.

"Brandon Shamblin is SO HOT His dick is fat"

by zayhoops May 5, 2023

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

pissbuttbaby swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.

My mistress and I partake in some intense pissbuttbaby swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.

by The pissbuttbaby lover January 1, 2025

Public Sampling

Sneaky head in a public space, especially a higher trafficked public space, that whets the appetite for future acts.

We were exploring the gallery and then snuck into a storage room for a little public sampling - just a taste.

by GwebDeez November 8, 2025