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should have swallowed

An unwanted pregnacy
Yep I am preggers. I should have swallowed
by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008
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Funk Swallower

The Legend of a four eyed male that has been sighted in and around Southern New Jersey preying on limbless men!!
We were at the Wawa in Glassboro when the Funk Swallower emerged groping the man with no legs!!
by Hermanator X March 6, 2008
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swallow

1: A very pretty bird,
"Hirundo rustica Linnaeus"
Status Common in summer. Breeds. Barn Swallows generally arrive in the second half of April (average 23 April, earliest 10 April). They are found throughout the province in summer, especially in farming districts. Gatherings of migrants are often seen from mid-August through mid-September, but stragglers are frequent in this species, routinely last seen in November (average 14 November, latest 30 November). One on the Halifax East Christmas Bird Count on 19 December 1981 was well beyond these limits, and a bird on Sable Island on 9 February 1969 was thoroughly unexpected.

2: After Giving a Blow-Job, the other partner swallows the semen.(or may choose to spit)
1: Look!!Its a Swallow!

2: Omg Becky You swallowed Brad?? Ewww You TOTAL SKANK!!!
by Tompkins April 26, 2006
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You swallow

A comeback when someone says "You suck"
Guy that's new to fps games: *playing Halo 3 swat and doing better than most of his teammates and the enemy team then some guy thinks he's better just because he's winning by 1 kill* Guy that thinks he's better: You suck! Guy that's new to fps games: You swallow.
by Darksim August 24, 2014
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Swallow Diver

The swooping motion of a females mouth in a diving fashion to engulf a mans member without hesitation nor moral obligation.
Hey Ted, when you and Janice hooked up the other night did you have to ask or was she just a natural swallow diver?

When me and my girlfriend first hooked up, I knew she was a committed swallow diver for the long haul.
by Yodes III May 4, 2009
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shut up bitch swallow

a line from birdman and lil wayne's song pop bottles
Okay start straight shots and then pop bottles
Pour it on the models, shut up bitch swallow
If you cant swallow, shut up bitch gargle
Straight up out the water wit my Mark Jacob's goggles
Im fresher than a mufucka, yea Im a mufycka
No I wouldn't take ya girl but I should take her thong from her
Could you tell I love woman, like no other woman
Oh Im sorry sweetheart, I thought you were my other woman
by slutty chel chel December 25, 2007
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swallow tattoos

There are many meaning behind Swallow tattoos

1.Long ago, a sailor would get a swallow tattoo after succesfully sailing a certain amount of miles

2.The traditional tattoo means: A sailor gets a set of swallows on his chest, The story goes if he or she drowns, the swallows come down and lift his soul to the heavens.

3. A symbol of the working class pride, fast fist. The swallow tattoo in England means "these fists fly". Its mainly seen on old guys now who used to be good fighters or well know hard men back in the day The swallow tattoo in England means "these fists fly". Its mainly seen on old guys now who used to be good fighters or well know hard men back in the day
Boy-"Since you got your swallow tattoos, your Not scared of drowning?"
Girl-"The story goes that if I drown, the swallows come down and lift my soul to the heavens."
Boy-"So your not scared"
Girl-"No"
by Berlinbird March 11, 2006
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