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Surroundologue

When three or more people are having a discussion.
The office staff was having a surroundologue about the arrangements of the upcoming Christmas party.
by TheD's February 5, 2009
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surroguzzler

The incredibly satisfying act of allowing an unsuspecting, unobtainium hot girl to carry your seed in her belly as a surrogate by sereptisiously adding copious amount of your semen to food and drinks you serve to her. This works well for smoking hot girls that are friends that you will never be able to fuck or that bitch friend of your girlfriend who you've been jerking off over for the last 3 years. Also works for that fat cunt at the office that makes your life a living hell.
"Did you hear Bob turned Miss Oklahoma into one of his surroguzzlers by serving her a "loaded" grasshopper at the autism benefit gala last night?"
by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014
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surrinder

he is very loving and caring . VERRRYYY funny, he is very smart and makes you work hard.
He helped me on homework ohh I love me some surrinder
by tripta March 17, 2018
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surrogate boyfriend

When you are too much of a simp to realize that the girl you're after is using you for emotional support even though she already has a boyfriend.
Why are you still simping over Brittney? She already has a bf. Don't become her surrogate boyfriend.
by pandabitch22 October 11, 2020
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Surrogate Mother

Typically done in threesome of two females and one male. The male cums in the first females mouth, who then spits the cum into the other females vagina. Possibly resulting in pregnancy.
At the end of that threesome I became a surrogate mother.
by notthefather69 August 8, 2022
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fromage eating surrender monkey

I can't believe that fromage eating surrender monkey thinks he is tougher than me.
by travelbug23 May 4, 2015
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Cheese eating surrender monkey

The Cheese Eating surrender Monkeys live in France and Wisconsin, namely the green bay packers.
The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys live in france
by DiamondComodo April 26, 2022
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