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the suck

When something overflows and reeks with suckery. Nothing can suck as much as that. It is "the suck." You can feel the suck being emitted from "the suck" when get near it. To earn the title "the suck" it has to suckiest thing that has ever sucked in your sucky life before. Trust me you do not want to be "the suck" Bewarned, "the suck" is contagious and its suckage can be transfered through you touching it, or you sucking off the suck.
My girlfriend: You suck
Me: O yea? Well you are the suck
My girlfriend: Make love to me
Me: Ok!
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Suck

A common insult, often abbreviated to sux on the interweb, used when describing a bad performance.

Mistakenly thought to refer to a blow-job, "... sucks" refers to the fact that the dutch noticed that certain boats "sucked" water and this would result in a little wave at the back of the boat. The larger the wave, the slower the boat would go; and at a time where there was a big issue with pirates and other naval threats, the fact that a boat "sucked" meant that it performed badly.
"What did you think of the match yesterday?"
"It really sucked!
by Fishjelly April 27, 2011
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the suck

A state of suckitude, or achieving a stateof suckitude.
"Why always the suck?"
by Bigsteve March 21, 2005
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suck

by Roy November 4, 2003
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suck

referring to something that does badly all the time
compared to the yankees, the red sox suck!
by hatethesuckyone May 15, 2010
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Sucking

when you always In someone's business ; or whenever somebody does something you must have to input your opinion on.
by Te January 11, 2017
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suck it

boss way to tell some mofo that theys a bitch. Slight variations in the saying may occur, such as: Suck it, suck a dick, suck mine, lick on my dick and suck on my balls (sang tunefully).
nerd: why didnt you do your homework alfred? It was worth 5 points!!

alfrizzy: fuckin suck my balls eduardo.

Teacher: Yeah, suck it!
by datboijake February 6, 2008
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