Northeast Submarines

A company that should exist that doesn't, the opposite of Southwest Airlines

Today I rode a submarine with Northeast Submarines

by Billiam Beaver June 23, 2018

butt submarine

Heavy fecal projectiles that's surfaced in the toliet after being launched from the anus usually after a long traffic jam in the intestines

Bob finally released some butt submarines after the bottleneck in the bowels begain to break up

by BIG T 49 January 30, 2021

Kevin's Submarine

PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN

Kevin's Submarine causes pain

by pluck my pubes September 1, 2020

San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.

I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.

by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021

The Billionaire and the Submarine

A sex game where a woman sits on a man's face and slowly crushes him to death while he loses oxygen

"hey baby, wanna play the billionaire and the submarine?"
"Sure baby, take a deep breath"

by A_A_Ron85 June 26, 2023

as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").

the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"

by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022

midnight submarine

The act of penetrating a woman while she is sleeping. The focus being to get full penetration without her waking up

I woke up last night and gave the wife the old midnight submarine

by Munkiee September 12, 2013