Success

Two gays pushing a stroller

two gays pushing a stroller on chicago North Halsted success

by Crazy Irish sicko June 10, 2009

SUCCESS*

The difference between a fool and genius is success*.

In the equation "a-b=c" "c" is the difference.
Intelligence minus foolishness equals success*.
A fool loses money on the stock market.
A genius makes money on the stock market.

by Inteligento July 16, 2008

Epic Success

When you succeed at something in such a way that it can be described as "Epic". "Epic Failure" is an antonym.

The steelers made an Epic Success at the superbowl!!!

by Haileythemonkey February 4, 2009

Success Stain

Where you spill a little bitty of alcohol on the floor, carpet, ground, couch... it shows just how successful you are.

GUY 1: Damn I'm so hammered I just spilled half my beer on the carpet, dude!
GUY 2: Don't worry about it man, it's just a success stain!

by blah blah blahhhh February 25, 2008

successwashing

Acting as though you have all the business and success in the world but you don't.

I didn't want those important people to know how small my company is so I did a successwashing.

by Successtrafficker March 6, 2009

success anxiety

self-defeating just as you're about to achieve success

he was about to close the deal and Success Anxiety messed him up

by yuba gurl July 14, 2012

Customer Success Manager

In the SaaS subscription world, a native english speaking account manager, located in America, that went to college and understands real life. They'll actually help you with your business needs,,, as an American. Paid tools that you use at work such as HR apps, Ticketing systems, and so on include a customer success manager.

I can't log in to some cloud based software so I called my customer success manager and chewed his ass out.

by mrwaffles42069 January 30, 2018