montana stump grinder

A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.

"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"

"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."

by Blownchevy1996 January 28, 2017

Game stump

A game stump is when you maximize your skill in a short period of time. You will play as you did when you had peaked, but decrease in your ability to be able to play like that for long periods of time. Then you will focus too hard and crash.

Dude, I had a game stump during yesterdays match; pretty wild how we all have those sometimes.

by xXX_R4INCH3CKM4S73R42069_XXx January 16, 2021

Spunk-A-Stump

When having sex with an amputee, the man pulls out and nuts all over the stump. A loud yell is also considered appropriate.

Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.

That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.

I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.

by Carpoolio October 30, 2008

One Pump Stump

A one pump stump is when a male ejaculates after one pump in and out of a vagina. Also a short chode like penis.

"I had sex with the hottest girl last night to bad it was over quick because of my one pump stump"

by @ZayEatsAss February 23, 2017

stumpfing

To stumble uncontrollably in an alcohol educed haze in which older objects appear younger. Bad decisions have been known to occur while stumpfing not limited to: arrests, children, and cougar attacks.

dude1: holy crap i just woke up with a gmilf this morning, I didn't think i had that much to drink!

dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.

by johnboy22 March 22, 2010

stump puncher

A bloke who consistently bangs below their achievable standard.

Eg:

- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
“Because Aaron’s a rotten stump puncher.”
- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”

by BadAzzStandards April 22, 2018

draw back a stump

A threat that you will cut off someone's fingers, hand, arm etc. unless they stop bugging or annoying you (hopefully not literally). An amputated limb is called a stump, so unless they stop touching you, you'll cut something off and they will draw back a stump...not a hand.

You touch me again and you'll draw back a stump!

by dainjarouz September 29, 2006