Scumpany

The companionship of vile and degenerate individuals.

Guy 1: Hey buddy wanna watch Shrek 2 tonight
Guy 2: Sorry man I'm thinking of visiting the emporium of sexual depravity
Guy 1: Righteous dude can I come too
Guy 2: Yeah sure bro, lord knows I could use some scumpany

by Reverend Pope November 7, 2010

scumpal

How pro-death penalty people refer to anti-death penalty people who write death row inmates.

It's a shame your scumpal was executed. Will you find a new scumpal now that yours is dead?

by Scumpal July 13, 2006

draw back a bloody stump

pulling back what should be your intact hand after mistakenly reaching for some item you counted on as belonging to you. Most often a trick in the card game of Euchre. The actual owner of the trick having severed all or part of your hand up to, but not including the elbow. The dismemberment/amputation could occur in any of a variety of gruesome manner-- meat cleaver amputations are quickest and most successful but other more lengthy and painful mutilations might include, but not limited to, chainsaws, electric OR manual meat grinders, strait razors, butcher knives, cinder blocks, sledge hammers, boot heels, barbeque forks etc.

Juan forgot that spades was trump so when he tried to collect the trick with his ace of clubs I ground his hand from his wrist with my Black and Decker belt sander leaving only denuted bone and scraps of soft tissue in its place causing him to draw back a bloody stump.

by The-Hawk July 23, 2009

Stump Licker

Oral sex, when a female or male goes down and swallows the stump

Hey Bro you see that fat girl over there? Yeah she's hot! Well the other night at the stroke and choke I saw her giving Grimey the old stump licker and he was blowing a fan in her ass. Then he started yelling eat that load you little bitch there is a lot more where that came from you dick kisser!!!

by Frank Grimes December 7, 2006

Stumpjob

An incredible feat of dexterity where a woman (or man) jerks you off with the end his or her amputated arm.

She may have lost both her hands while in the army, but she sure does give a fantastic stumpjob.

by Barisson Soldou August 24, 2008

Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy)

Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.

oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.

by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004

Stupak

styoo pak -verb: To “Stupak” is to lie and manipulate so as to cover one’s butt. To stupak is to disingenuously protest something knowing full well that you will later support it, thus enabling you to make claim to both sides of a black-and-white argument.

alternate meaning: To vote on a health care bill only after making a deal with President Obama to sign an executive order that will make abortions not covered under the bill. This same executive order Obama can repeal at his will, and is no longer in effect when he leaves office.

Ex: Wow. The government just stupaked us good.

by Cam1992 March 22, 2010