welcome stranger

A variation of "the stranger" masturbation technique, where the participant sits on both hands until they go numb, then uses one to masturbate while the other lies across their chest like the fond embrace of someone who loves them, occasionally wiping away tears.

It was the anniversary of my wife's death on Saturday, so I gave myself a Welcome Stranger, and it felt like she was still here.

by ash flame March 2, 2014

Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.

I had fun being her bearded stranger last night.

by bkmon3y April 30, 2014

the stranger's cousin

Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.

I was starting to get wise to the stranger, so I did the stranger's cousin

by Lewispewis December 9, 2017

High School Stranger

Masturbating with your non-dominant, numb hand after temporary loss of sensation (i.e. performing a stranger). This gives you the sensation of your first, clumsy, uncoordinated hand job in High School.

I performed a High School Stranger to bring back the memories of Prom while jacking off to my High School yearbook.

by Dr. Stranger Danger December 4, 2011

Canadian Stranger

This is an advanced manuever folks, and it takes teamwork. First, you being fucking your girl doggy-style in front of a rather large window. Then, you carefully have a buddy or yours swap in and continue fucking her without her knowing there's been a trade. The Canadian Stranger is complete when you walk outside and wave to her as she's being fucked by your friend.

"I can't believe she dumped me after Craig & I Canadian Stranger'ed her last night."

by lambiquiter August 27, 2009

Dr. Strangelove

Often used to describe someone who is reckless about the use of nuclear weapons.

I'm with Dr. Strangelove over here, why NOT nuke the Kremlin.

by writecory January 18, 2009

stranger

From Chapelle Show:
To masturbate while you hands are numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you.

Dave Chapelle as Lil' John: Sometimes i like to sit on my hand until it gets numb and then masturbate. I call it the stranger.

by sensei May 4, 2004