lance stewart

An idiot that also went by the name lance210 back when vine was a thing. He now makes hundreds of thousands of dollars doing clickbait YouTube videos using his ugly girlfriend with the teeth of a 2 month-old zebra. He is crowned "the king of clickbait" and is one of the most hated people on YouTube. He is most famous for making a video called "I CUT MY FINGER OFF! REAL LIFE FRUIT NINJA GONE WRONG! (DON'T TRY THIS)" where he "accidentally" cut himself in the hand and clearly was trying to stay in the frame so he could show the people that fall for his clickbait videos that he was gushing blood.

Keemstar - What is up, DramaAlert nation, I'm your host Killer Kemstarrrrrrrrrrrrr leeeeeeeeeeeeeets get roiiiiiiiiit in to the news! In the news, lance stewart (you guessed it) commonly known at the king of clickbait, has uploaded a new video! He states that he has in fact summoned the devil and I now joining Hitler in hell. Here, watch the video.
Lance - Hey guys, I was just using this Ouija board here and I have in fact summoned

Satan himself! So I'm gonna vlog the whole thing. Okay, I'm entering hell and oh, there's Hitler! Hey Adolf! So yeah guys that was just a prank that was my frind at buzzfeed see you in the next vlog.
Keemstar - So yeah guys, that was the most clickbait thing of all time. Also in the news!

by ITRJJC December 16, 2016

land of steers and queers

The Steers and Queers line is used in both "An Officer and a Gentleman" and in "Full Metal Jacket."

In "Full Metal Jacket," Gunnery Sergeant Hartman uses the line on Private Cowboy, from Texas.

In "An Officer and a Gentleman," Gunnery Sergeant Foley first uses the line on a character, portrayed by David Keith, from Oklahoma. Then, at the end of the movie, Richard Gere passes by Sgt. Foley using the same line on a new recruit from Arizona.

All three states can be considered valid for the line.

Land of Steers and Queers

by Tomothy B March 13, 2008

James Stewart

James Maitland "Jimmy" Stewart (May 20, 1908 – July 2, 1997) was a highly acclaimed American film and stage actor, best known for his homebred, idealistic screen persona. Over the course of his career, he starred in many films widely considered classics and was nominated for five Academy Awards, winning one in competition and one life achievement Oscar.
Appeared in Hitchcock films as well

James Stewart stared with Kim Novak in Bell Book and Candle.
He started in Frank Capra's It's a wonderful life"
He began getting more attractive as he was getting older.

by SoftPastry April 20, 2006

stewed

drunk; inebriated. Under the influence of alcohol.

I was so stewed at that party last night.

by HSTism June 13, 2006

sewer lobster

1. Someone who is very ugly and smells like a someone took a shit in their pockets. A famous sewer lobster is a boy named Wax from Croswell.

2. A Lobster that somehow wound up in a sewer system

"That kid looks like some kind of sewer lobster"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

sewercide

when you kill yourself by jumping headfirst into a sewer and drowning in literal shit

Tony: have you seen Lenn lately

Kate: oh you didn't hear she committed sewercide?

by whathappenedtoprim September 30, 2019

Martha Stewart Dump

A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.

As used in a sentence:

Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.

by BigBad2374 January 21, 2005