cat stevens

A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.

"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."

by Tavis February 14, 2006

Steven on a Jet Plane

Being so drunk that you start making up random words to your favorite songs.

Person One: What's everyone laughing at?
Person Two: Oh that girl over there is so drunk that she's Steven on a jet plane to Abba's Dancing Queen

by barbershopnut February 19, 2010

Steven Gawking

The creepy mouth-breather guy at the mall who sits motionless & stares at young girls at the food court while drooling on himself.

OMG, Melissa. Pull up your shirt, Steven Gawking over there

by mikebellman October 29, 2011

Steven X

A hero of legend who is a certified rhyme sayer who get all the sexy senoritas and slays ugly hoes with ass hole remarks

Steven X is a ballin ass nigga I want to hop on his Johnson

by That sexy girl November 6, 2011

steven jimenez

Sexy milf and get all of the bitches in the world

Shit Steven Jimenez just stole my bitch

by Jonathan Ramires April 25, 2017

steven schibi

Assistant principal at HVRHS. Just like the school itself he is a very shitty person. he couldn’t give 2 fucks less about your mental health it’s all about finding that nicotine and dab pens. he’s constantly up everyone’s ass and he’s always searching people. short story: {he’s an asshole}

Steven schibi is gay.
black men fuck steven schibi in the ass

by stoner bitchassssss December 17, 2019

Steven Universe

A sad show about a neckless half-human, half space rock that has a dead mom. oh yeah and theres also gay space rocks and three angry but big gay space rocks called the Diamonds

Karen: Steven Universe is for kids

Amy: I cried for five hours when it ended

by GaySpaceRock0w0 October 6, 2020