Satchel Snatch

Old dried up poon.

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!

by texmex2000 September 21, 2011

statched

To have sex with someone who isn't of the age of consent.

I totally statched that high-school freshman.

by thatguy5612 October 2, 2013

Satchel

A baby back bitch who wants do be dominated by girls with dick, wants to suck toes and be stepped on. Likes tsunderes and will be a good bottom, is kinda slow but will get it eventually.(weakness is cock and ball torture)

Dont pull a satchel or I will hit you

by Bored biscuit February 17, 2019

Cack Satchel

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.

This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.

by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010

hooter satchel

A bra.

On Tuesday nights my old lady digs through the Planet Aid boxes in the Walmart parking lot to score a free hooter satchel.

by Zavolta January 9, 2018

beezy snatchel

a yay area term associated with the word "beezy," originally coined by Vallejo's finest: Mac Dreezy; can be used in a negative connotation when talking about someone who is a bitch, or in a semi positive way when talking about one of your homies; often used when your friend is being a little bitch

Whaaat she is staying in with her boyfriend tonight?! What a beezy snatchel...

by rachofosho October 15, 2008

Satchel Bat

One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.

Wes Hevener is sucks a Satchel Bat! Why does he have to be suck a dickhead all the time?

by S4S April 9, 2010