Status Ho

Not to be confused with "staus quo," this term refers to a person who always updates their Facebook status to something in order to elicit attention in the form of comments.

Jason is always trying to be witty on his Facebook status, but in fact he is simply a Status Ho.

by queendna January 16, 2009

Status Troll

One who updates their Facebook status to gain attention by posting useless information to annoy alleged victim(s).

Status Troll thrives on status replies from target victim (usually premeditated), so please be advised DFTT.

Scenario:

Status Troll knows of a victim that's been wanting a DSLR, Status troll knows victim will reply...

Status Troll: "Picked up a 5Dmkii..." Updated: 10 secs ago.
Victim: "Man, WTF! If I didn't tell you about it, you wouldn't get it... Lucky..." Updated 2 secs. ago.

Victim fed the Status Troll and was hungry for more...

Status Troll: "Yea, I just got it for the hell of it..."
Victim: "You Status Troll..."

by WhiteSeaBass April 14, 2011

Shitpost status

A format of low quality usually 2-3 second clips consisting of random humour pulled from the depths of discord channels, subreddits but never the person you'd see post it. This trend has been pioneered by such channels as guy with no creativity, in a valiant effort to gain a subscriber count and discord members. This format of video has made its way into the YouTube algorithm and thus is being abused for views.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Shitpost status?
Guy 2: yes, yes I have

by Click here to change your hand December 21, 2020

stanislas

A ginger hotty who makes absolutely every girl fall in love with him. He is especially good at running (after girls) because he does athletisme. Also, let's not forget his muscles are dayumn smoking because they're not bulky but just perfect

Jessica: Omg, he is so hot!
Melina: He is such a stanislas!

by MysteryDiamond November 3, 2014

top eight status

A myspace term, much like the "away message status", top eight status is when you become so important to a person, that this Myspace user will put you on his/her list of "Top Eight," (Your Top Eight is visible to anyone that accesses your page)

David: Dude, I think Tracie is starting to like me.

Jesse: Bullshit man, she wouldn't give your ass the time of day.

David: No... Forreal, she put me on her top eight

Jesse: No way! You already got Top Eight status? Damn... she definitely wants your dick.

by Gruby21 July 16, 2008

Status Wanker

Someone who updates their facebook status at every opportunity. Continuously informing us of their every movement, mood change and achievement... A true Status Wanker believes that people are actually interested in their status updates.

16:00 Sami is having a bad day at the office.
17:02 Sami is glad to be home after a tough day at the office and can't wait to get a bath and settle down in front of the TV with a glass of wine and her superstar of a boyfriend
18:04 Sami is watching a brill film

"god how much of a status wanker is Sami updating her status every hour"

by Vincent Zippoff March 10, 2009

Wizard Status

a very difficult feat to achieve. after the consumption of a beer proceed to duct tape a new full beer to the top of the empty can, and so on. until your empties are stacked taller than yourself, like a wizards staf. you have achieved wizard status.

"wheres Steve at? its 4 in the afternoon!!"
"swimming in the toilet. you missed it man, he achieved Wizard Status last night"

by Roboticus January 10, 2009