Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.

Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Stanley

Stanley is the stupedist fucking retard you will ever meet. He has the tension spans of a two year old. Can only hold very few memories such as eating, breathing, sleeping, and being an complete idiot!

What a fucking retard that must be stanley

by Mik3st3r May 14, 2019

Stanley

A fat man who enjoys taking children into his basement and doing questionable things to them.

Tom: Hey have you seen my son?
Doug: No, Stanley must have taken him.

by Stanley_Dw_This_Isnt_Rob October 15, 2019

wedge stanley

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.

That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction

by DBCaptain August 27, 2006

George Stinney

George Stinney Jr. (October 21, 1929 – June 16, 1944), was an African American boy, who at the age of 14 was convicted, in a proceeding later vacated as an unfair trial, and executed, for the murders of two young white girls in March 1944 — Betty June Binnicker, age 11, and Mary Emma Thames, age 7 — in his hometown of Alcolu, South Carolina. He was convicted, sentenced to death, and executed by electric chair in June 1944, thus becoming the youngest American with an exact birth date confirmed to be sentenced to death and executed in the 20th century.3

A Normal kid Who was Convicted of killing 2 woman, and he was the first ever inmate to be the youngest person to get the electric chair. Born
George Stinney Jr.
October 21, 1929
Pinewood, South Carolina, U.S.
Died
June 16, 1944 (aged 14)
South Carolina Penitentiary, Columbia, South Carolina, U.S.
Cause of death
Execution by electrocution
Resting place
Calvary Baptist Church Cemetery, Paxville, South Carolina, U.S.
Monuments
Headstone memorial in Alcolu1
Three memorial crosses dedicated to Stinney and other two victims where the bodies were found2
Known for
Being wrongfully executed
Criminal status
Executed (June 16, 1944; 78 years ago)
Conviction vacated
(December 16, 2014)

Conviction(s)
Murder (posthumously vacated)
Criminal penalty
Death
Date apprehended
March 23, 1944

by NotHadesIO November 30, 2022

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

A fanbase that is filled with autistic queer teenagers that simp for a disembodied voice.

Teen 1: "Do you play The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Teen 2: "Yeah, The Narrator's voice is so hot."

Teen 1: "For real."

by spamtenna August 5, 2023

Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.

He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.

by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011