stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex

by Stale cocks May 24, 2016

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Stale Jockey Wiper

A term that describes a Clorox wipe that was dried out because someone left the lid open. May also be used to refer to someone who uses said wipes instead of toilet paper to exfoliate their anus. Some people just like the way it stings.

Josh: "Do we have any Clorox wipes left?"
Kenny: "No, some fawning cum herder left the lid open so all we have left is a bunch of stale jockey wipers."
Josh(aside): "Yes, my anus has been needing that fresh lemon scent."
Kenny: "What?"
Josh: "Nothing."

by datdoedoe August 26, 2016

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stale-god

A non athletic faggot with no friends

That guy is such a stale-god.

by Jamaltheking February 19, 2017

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Stale cum

Semen becomes stale when left in someone's rectum. Usually the aroma intensifies when mixed with the potpourri of someone's rectum.

Mad your facts stink !!!!! Did someone leave some #stale cum in your rectum ????

by Pharbie October 31, 2018

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Styled on

When one is getting demolished in an online competitive game in the most embarrassing manner possible. ie: getting three stocked by a low tier in smash, losing horribly to a 1.16 player in MC, and many more.

Guy 1: that was a bad matchup i swear
Guy 2: nuh uh man u just got styled on by a kirby player.

by NuestroSenor November 16, 2020

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