Dave: I never eat the stale pop tart crust, only the magic inside.
Don: I do.
Dave: yea well you’re a creep.
Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.
Don: I do.
Dave: yea well you’re a creep.
Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.
by Stale pop tart crust December 31, 2019
 Get the Stale pop tart crustmug.
Get the Stale pop tart crustmug. A saying used to illuminate the issue of letting pie go stale. Pie is used as a noun in this form, and refers to a conversation held by close friends. When someone says "Let's not let this pie go stale, they are saying in fact that they do not want this conversation to get boring.
Abby: ....
Bob: .....
Joe: I'm bored of this pie....
Karen:.....
Abby: ...come on people
Abby: Let's not let this pie go stale!
Bob: .....
Joe: I'm bored of this pie....
Karen:.....
Abby: ...come on people
Abby: Let's not let this pie go stale!
by Kodiak The Bear May 26, 2009
 Get the Let's not let this pie go stalemug.
Get the Let's not let this pie go stalemug. "Stale queef" now that there is a stale p**** fart it could use a good douching right there, holy p**** fart, hey ledouche,
by Stale Queef November 19, 2020
 Get the stale queefmug.
Get the stale queefmug. Originating from the Indonesian slang term "teh basi" with this same meaning, "stale tea" refers to the smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usually male) has just masturbated there.
After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable aroma of stale tea—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.
by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025
 Get the stale teamug.
Get the stale teamug. When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.
by Sq2woot November 10, 2017
 Get the stale tomatomug.
Get the stale tomatomug. by maddiekal March 7, 2016
 Get the stalemug.
Get the stalemug. 