safety pin

A tiny handy object used to shank the person next to u when the dumb ass is being annoying as hell.

He wouldn't stop talking shit so I just pulled out my safety pin and stabbed him in the arm.That taught the douche bag a lesson.

by Icydoll♥ July 8, 2011

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safety is number one priority

A phrase often used by a youtuber named CrazyRussianHacker

"Whats up everybody welcome back to my laboratory where safety is number one priority"

- CrazyRussianHacker

by Evilmario22404 February 2, 2017

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Refers to a person who desires to pursue in enjoyable activities that often blur the line of legality (slighty), but during said acts, this person had the tendency to run for the car, and bail at the last minute. A safety Sumler aspires to the freedom of living life to the fullest, but appears to be restrained by an inner fear of being caught.

While setting off fireworks near power lines, Safety Sumler over there ran for the car.

by Blodgett April 21, 2010

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Safeception

The phenomena of one safe being in another.

Billy opened the rusty old safe to find another, slightly newer one inside of it. "Wow, I never thought the day would come when I would experience safeception," Billy breathed in the damp basement.

by Mkmk_yo February 9, 2012

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Safety Tree

A hypothetical place where you can say anything, no matter how insulting, outrageous, racist, or insane without fear of getting into trouble, being ridiculed or criticized.

Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.

"...before I say this, I'm going to climb into the safety tree so you can't yell at me. Now that I'm in the safety tree; Are you sure you want to wear those pants? I mean 5 years ago you could do it, but today... ummmm NO."

by proaudio55 October 8, 2012

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