squeefe

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.

She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.

by zjones529 February 23, 2015

squelfie

When you take a selfie with your squad

Shut up and take a squelfie

by Squelfie Queen November 18, 2015

squeef

squirting and queefing at the same time

i love it when she squeefs. or ew did she just squeef?

by vito470 September 6, 2016

Squeef

A cross between a squirt and a queef.
When a girl queefs and squirts

"Yeah man, she squeefed all over me!"

by JustYourAverageZombie June 9, 2016

Squiff

term used to describe someone who always acts drunk, even when they are completely sober.

OMG is she DRUNK?!! - no shes just a Squiff

by Sillygyal June 16, 2017

squifflebat

Meaning someone someone short, with big thighs

That girls a squifflebat!

by StayInYourLaneBoi December 18, 2017

Squelfie

When you notice a squirrel right behind you so you take out your phone and take a squelfie with it. A selfie with a squirrel that is close by.

Bob noticed a fat squirrel chilling on the tree behind him so he took his phone out and took a squelfie.

by PaulFV May 2, 2018